Witze von, mit und über Autos

[Willi]

Zitat:Original erstellt von StevieP2 am/um 17.04.07 19:07:23Ford fahren- heim laufen....Eine ähnliche Version:Fort mit´m Ford und zurück mit´m Zug

[Knochentreter]

Eindeutig zuviele Fordwitze.*zürn*

[Maxe]

Ich kenn das noch etwas anders....mit dem Ford fort und mit der Bahn widder Haam*duck, rennwech* Platz da für mein Mazda .....Jeder Popel fährt ein Opel*Auaaa auaaaa, wer haut mich denn da*Das sind aber alles blöde Sprüche, keine WitzeEin Bauer steht am Straßenrand mit einem Kuh am Seil und mach einen auf Anhalter...Da kommt ein Porsche, hält an und der Fahrer sagt....Ich kann sie gerne mitnehmen, aber was machen wir mit der Kuh?Der BauerKein Problem, die kommt schon mir, sagt es und bindet sie an die StoßstangeDer Porschefahrer fährt an, die Kuh rennt. 20 km/h40 km/hdie Kuh rennt80 km/h100 km/hdie Kuh renntbei 130 km/h schaut der Porschefahrer in den Rückspiegel und er erschreckt. Sagt zum Bauern:Der Kuh stehen die Augen raus . Soll ich langsamer fahren?Sagt der Bauer zu ihm: Ach was, das ist normal. Die Kuh setzt zum überholen an ....Beitrag geändert:18.04.07 07:34:27

[matthias_p]

Zitat:Original erstellt von Maxe am/um 18.04.07 07:20:05Ein Bauer steht am Straßenrand mit einem Kuh am Seil und mach einen auf Anhalter...Beitrag geändert:18.04.07 07:34:27Oha!! Da kricht die Bartwickelmaschine aber nen Lagerschaden! MP

[Fred124]

A Guy is driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!"The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I have a phone." The driver of the Yugo said, "That's great man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, "Of course, I have a television. A Roll-Roye is the finest luxury car in the world!"The driver of the Yugo said, "Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls-Royce. The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb. It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Yugo. He drove around all day and finally found the Yugo late that night. It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He got out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the owner of the Yugo lowered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head out. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly. The driver of the Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?!?!CU Fred

[Fred124]

Hab noch einen There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley with a "For Sale" sign on it.Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner: "This bike is beautiful! I'll take it.But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape.""Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, you rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my jar of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a jar of Vaseline.That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's parents' house. It's the first time he's going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression.When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs herboyfriend's arm. "Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. The boyfriend is astounded.Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word! So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet! So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table.Still, no one says a word! Her Mom's kinda cute, he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table.Again, total silence!Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the boyfriend realizes it's starting to rain. He figures he'd better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket.Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: "All right, all right. I'll do the damn dishes."Fred

[PeterHerzog]

Die Österreichische Übersetzung für FIATFahrer Iss A TrottelFehler In Allen TeilenFür Italienter Ausreichende Technik

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